Saturday, July 01, 2006

Yo!

So, it's 3:30 A.M. on June 1st, 2006 - my parents' 34th anniversary - and I thought to myself "what better day than today to jump on the blogging bandwagon!"

I just got back from hanging out at the spot that my friends & I are frequenting these Friday nights. It's called Dragon Bar on Broadway in the glorious city of San Francisco. Now I'm watching a Hindi DVD as I type and talking to my friend on AIM. Apparently some sleazy guy tried to dance with her and buy her a drink. I tell her that she should've taken the drink and left him! You know what her response was? She said "nah, i would have felt bad". I say, ladies, take my advice. If a random guy at a bar/lounge/club offers to buy you a drink, take it! If the guy looks sleazy, leave him! If he gives you trouble, find the security guy or have a friend watch your back! If all else fails, just tell him that you are not into guys and proceed to dance with a drunk chick just to reassure the guy. The chick probably won't mind on the account that she is drunk. If that girl has a boyfriend, trust me! He won't mind you dancing with her either!

If that guy that bought you the drink is still after you, tell him that you only talk to people that live in your head. That is probably enough to run any guy away! Just to make sure that you have a crazed look in your eye and say to no on in particular "what was that? you think I should do what? Do you think that's a good idea?"

Hope everyone has a FANTASTIC weekend!

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