I had a dream of being attacked by a giant snail last night. It freaking ran me over and slimed all over me. Here's the conversation (at least, what I can remember) between me and the snail. The snail had a deep, thundering voice.
Me: Why did you do that to me?!
Snail: Because you freaking stepped on me and killed me earlier, you moron!
Me: That's it? That's all you are going to do to me?
Snail: That is acidic slime! It's slow acting, but it will melt you down, baby!
Me: Ah-ah! But I know how to counter the acid! I just need some base!
Snail: Good luck, buddy! I brought you to the desert! You can't find any base here!
Me: How do you survive in the desert?
Snail: I'm dead, stupid! I'm a ghost!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Imagine me screaming like the girl about to be iced by Freddy or Jason).
At this point I woke up and had to think back to earlier that night and sure enough, I did step on a snail as I was leaving my friend Brian's B-Day BBQ at his house!
Was I really subconciously that traumatized over stepping on a snail, or am I just crazy?!
2 comments:
Well, at least it sounds like a dream.. cuz dreams are usually just as wierd as what you described... I'm looking forward to hearing about some of your 'wet dreams'... actually, nevermind!
sudhir what the hell? what are u doing with you life? dreams about girls for god sake. haha jk
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