He is doing just what the wall says

Ran across this picture when I was browing the web today. I thought it was pretty funny! This picture is too perfect!

Will you recycle?

There are about 2 billion cell phones being used around the globe today. When you think about it, there are about 6 Billion people on this earth, so that means 1/3 of the population of this planet have a cell [any ideas where the majority of the cell phones are ;)] and let's face it, we are not going to be using the same cell phone from start to finish. A lot of us like to switch our phones from time to time. And when we do switch, what is happening with the old phones? Are they being recycled? Well, some are. But others are sitting in our desks or garages or somewhere, doing no good! So, this brings us to the poll of the week:

Would you recycle your cell phone? YES! NO Maybe, if I knew where to take it view results powered by blogpoll

Vote and let me know what you would do!

Happy 1st anniversary to Brian & Carla!!

Two of my best friends, Brian & Carla, tied the knot exactly one year ago today. Please join me in wishing this happy couple their very first anniversary!

I will post some pictures from their wedding day, but first a very brief history about this couple. I have known both of them for about a decade (gasp! has it been that long?). Brian and Carla have been together for about 8 years before they finally took the plunge and tied the knot. Well, at least for Brian it was a plunge ;) just kidding! Carla was like an eagle that just spotted her prey when she saw Brian. She zeroed right in! :) They met each other at our good friend Oleg's party. And the rest, as they say, is history. One thing led to another and it all culminated in Brian proposing to Carla and them tying the knot. Brian even picked out the engagement ring himself with no help from anyone else and I have to say, he did a fantastic job on the ring.

Carla, Brian, you are one of the few couples I have seen that are perfect for each other. When they say the wife and husband balance each other in a marriage, they must have been talking about you. I will always love you guys and keep hoping for nothing but happiness through out each and every day of your marriage. Thank you for letting me take part in your wedding ceremony. I am truly honored.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, some pics from the wedding.

Here is the church where the marriage took place.


Here is a picture of the Bride, Groom and their parents


Here is a pic from the outside of where the reception took place.


Picture of the tables being setup inside


A picture of the happy couple laughing their butts off! Check out Brian's newly polished grill. But first, a word of WARNING TO THE PILOTS: The light reflecting off this grill will blind you! Proceed with caution and make sure you have really dark shades!


Here's Brian saying "Aaaawwwww Yeeeaaahhh!! Finally we get to the adventure." Either that or he's just feeling "good" from all that champagne he just had.


Very high level of concentration

This picture reminds me of The Hokey Pokey "...Now put your right foot in, Your right foot out, Right foot in Then you shake it all about..."

"Alright, I think I got a hang of this....let's see...."


Now that they got though that, time to watch others.


Ladies and Gentlement, lastly but definitely not the least, the Bride and the Groom, the one and only, Carla and Brian

Doesn't she look just FANTASTIC?!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY GUYS!

How to dance like a white guy.

Do you like going to clubs but feel inadequate after seeing all those white guys dance? Did you ever wish that you have some awful moves like the white dude next to you? Do you think you might not like stepping to the beat? Well then, this video is for you! This instrucional video will show you time tested moves like "The Point to The Lord", "The Cracker Squirm", "The Fat Rebel", and many more! Don't miss this opprotunity to be the most awful dancer you can be! Order now!Just listen to these testimonials: * Before this video, I was jealouse of all the white guys in my school. But after watching it, now every White guy comes up to me and asks me where I learned all those rad moves! - Billy Bob, Texas * This video made me the man I am today - Cooter, Alabama * Without this video, my marriage woulda bin on the rox. My wife, who is also my first cousin, threatened me with divorce if I ever danced with rythm! Thanks How to Dance Like a White Guy, for saving my marriage! - Bo, Montana

Wok the fu*k?

Simply Hilarious!!!

Enjoy!

Warning: This flash movie contains some explicit language and other subject matter that some might find offensive. If you are easily offended, please do not see this

Ghostly Car Ad... Do you believe in ghost????

Don't know if it's true, but I thought I'd share it with you guys =) Here's a message from the person who posted this online: Hey Folks, This one is really wild, but make sure you read the info below before you view the video and turn up the volume if you can. This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. Watch the front end of the car closely as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road....Spooky! Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial. A little creepy but it seems to be authentic!

Is that U.N. Ambassador or Colonel Sanders?!

I took a break from all the madness of the move to see what is going on in the world. I saw that our Mr. Bolton, John Bolton, is back in the picture awaiting Senate approval to become the U.N. ambassador. I was looking at his picture and thought "Wow! That guy can do KFC commercials posing as Colonel Sanders!" Don't believe me? Take a look at these photos.

Here's the Colonel:


Here's Bolton:



Here's the Cololnel holding KFC:


Here's Bolton holding Quaker Oats(?!?!):


What is Bolton trying to say with that can of Quaker Oats (notice how his tie colors match the colors on the can's label)? Is he saying that if he were to be confirmed, he will give each and every Senator a can? Or that if he were to become the Ambassador, he will push nutrition through the world? Maybe he's saying that he will be a spokesperson for Quaker Oats. Great! Now the world is going to associate U.S. with oatmeal and chicken. MMMMMMMMM!!! Delicious!

Update

Finally, I get to write another post! These past few weekes have been hectic, to say the least. Work has been busy and on top of that, I'm moving into the new house (yay!). So, all in all, been pretty busy with packing and moving and unpacking and work. When I finally had a moment, I discovered that the internet connection has already switched to the new house! So, I'm at the apartment with no internet, no bed, no desk, no chairs. Luckily the bathroom is still there.

I've been experiencing the thrill of sleeping on the floor and I gotta tell ya, my back is hurting. I don't know if it is sleeping on the floor that's causing this or if it is the carrying those boxes that's the culprit. I guess it doesn't matter what cuased it as long as I can make it go away.

I will post pictures of the casa soon so that you may see it as well :)

Well, no matter. I'm back now and I hope to keep a steady stream going on the blog.