Is that U.N. Ambassador or Colonel Sanders?!

I took a break from all the madness of the move to see what is going on in the world. I saw that our Mr. Bolton, John Bolton, is back in the picture awaiting Senate approval to become the U.N. ambassador. I was looking at his picture and thought "Wow! That guy can do KFC commercials posing as Colonel Sanders!" Don't believe me? Take a look at these photos.

Here's the Colonel:


Here's Bolton:



Here's the Cololnel holding KFC:


Here's Bolton holding Quaker Oats(?!?!):


What is Bolton trying to say with that can of Quaker Oats (notice how his tie colors match the colors on the can's label)? Is he saying that if he were to be confirmed, he will give each and every Senator a can? Or that if he were to become the Ambassador, he will push nutrition through the world? Maybe he's saying that he will be a spokesperson for Quaker Oats. Great! Now the world is going to associate U.S. with oatmeal and chicken. MMMMMMMMM!!! Delicious!